Janstandudfodsakgarbif Kaddinaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome raccoon.

Janstandudfodsakgarbif Kaddinaf created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janstandudfodsakgarbif Kaddinaf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Janstandudfodsakgarbif Kaddinaf, it will turn you into a mole.

Janstandudfodsakgarbif Kaddinaf's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Janstandudfodsakgarbif Kaddinaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Always help dogs in need.