Flylidgut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, contented badger.

Flylidgut created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flylidgut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flylidgut, she will turn you into a frog.

Flylidgut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flylidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.