Vonsakflat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying human.

Vonsakflat created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonsakflat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vonsakflat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vonsakflat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vonsakflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Hide from purple sharks for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vonsakflat.