Vadrapcud Botlarpdumdod is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome elephant.

Vadrapcud Botlarpdumdod created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadrapcud Botlarpdumdod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadrapcud Botlarpdumdod, he will make you grow a tail.

Vadrapcud Botlarpdumdod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vadrapcud Botlarpdumdod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Run away if three mice approach from the west.

5. Pray towards the south.