Homtadhit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless frog.

Homtadhit created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homtadhit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Homtadhit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Homtadhit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Homtadhit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Worship no other gods but Homtadhit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.