Dosslenzan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring tapir.

Dosslenzan created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosslenzan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dosslenzan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dosslenzan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dosslenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.