Gebquamgem is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive bee.

Gebquamgem created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebquamgem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gebquamgem, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gebquamgem's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gebquamgem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.
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