Bephimkanyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying finch.

Bephimkanyok created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bephimkanyok, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bephimkanyok, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bephimkanyok's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bephimkanyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never paint your chest green.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Bephimkanyok on top of important buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.