Kamkabdut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, staggering meerkat.

Kamkabdut created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Kamkabdut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamkabdut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kamkabdut's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Kamkabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Kamkabdut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never jump in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never go into black rooms.