Ominvanzak Nighimfum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful crow.

Ominvanzak Nighimfum created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominvanzak Nighimfum, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ominvanzak Nighimfum, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ominvanzak Nighimfum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ominvanzak Nighimfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not take Ominvanzak Nighimfum's name in vain.

5. Do not drink alcohol.