Muthivtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak mole.

Muthivtarp created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Muthivtarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Muthivtarp, he will try to impress you with trees.

Muthivtarp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Muthivtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.