Himvonkwanfet Tofgadmif is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair frog.

Himvonkwanfet Tofgadmif created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himvonkwanfet Tofgadmif, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Himvonkwanfet Tofgadmif, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Himvonkwanfet Tofgadmif's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Himvonkwanfet Tofgadmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always obey Himvonkwanfet Tofgadmif's priests.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not commit murder.