Nadbotkik is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful
seal.
Nadbotkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nadbotkik, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nadbotkik, she will turn you into a puffin.
Nadbotkik's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Nadbotkik's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. You must never eat carrots.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not speak about onions.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.