Yakbep is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective
alligator.
Yakbep created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yakbep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Yakbep, she will turn you into a puffin.
Yakbep's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Yakbep's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Yakbep's priests.
2. Do not drink water in black rooms.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never eat bark.