Cemtitzed is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, caring
bird.
Cemtitzed created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cemtitzed, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cemtitzed, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Cemtitzed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Cemtitzed's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear zinc on your body.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Always obey Cemtitzed's priests.
4. Never hurt grasshopers.
5. Never talk about black holes.