Cemtitzed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, caring bird.

Cemtitzed created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemtitzed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemtitzed, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cemtitzed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cemtitzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Cemtitzed's priests.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Never talk about black holes.