Dibgupleg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless crocodile.

Dibgupleg created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dibgupleg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dibgupleg, she will torture you forever.

Dibgupleg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dibgupleg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from yellow tortoises, for they are unholy.