Hasdubarmgess is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, astonishing
parrot.
Hasdubarmgess created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hasdubarmgess, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hasdubarmgess, she will turn you into a slug.
Hasdubarmgess' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Hasdubarmgess' Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never talk about capybaras.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never eat bark.