Bunsitved is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent cat.

Bunsitved created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsitved, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bunsitved, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bunsitved's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bunsitved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.