Stignigwan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest chicken.

Stignigwan created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Stignigwan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stignigwan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stignigwan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Stignigwan's Holy Commandments

1. Stignigwan loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never skip in the presence of dolphins.