Godbenyog Quillwonzed is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic rat.

Godbenyog Quillwonzed created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbenyog Quillwonzed, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Godbenyog Quillwonzed, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Godbenyog Quillwonzed's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Godbenyog Quillwonzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never hurt nematodes.