Ponjanjip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow dingo.

Ponjanjip created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponjanjip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ponjanjip, it will destroy your home planet.

Ponjanjip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ponjanjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ponjanjip on top of all buildings.