Ponjanjip is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, slow
dingo.
Ponjanjip created Africa five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ponjanjip, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Ponjanjip, it will destroy your home planet.
Ponjanjip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Ponjanjip's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not kill swans.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
4. Never write about stars.
5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ponjanjip on top of all buildings.