Yattweekik is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, slow lobster.

Yattweekik created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattweekik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattweekik, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yattweekik's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yattweekik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from indigo voles, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.