Dav is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome deer.

Dav created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dav, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dav, it will turn you into a tree.

Dav's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dav.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.