Cemrill is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sage wombat.

Cemrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemrill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cemrill, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cemrill's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cemrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never run in the presence of swans.