Buttoncam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent hydra.

Buttoncam created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Buttoncam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Buttoncam, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Buttoncam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Buttoncam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never bounce near squirrels.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt ducks.