Bedwegfod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, flying fly.

Bedwegfod created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedwegfod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedwegfod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bedwegfod's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bedwegfod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six platinum sculptures of Bedwegfod on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never sing near dolphins.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.