Rowquaflad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciful dragonfly.

Rowquaflad created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowquaflad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rowquaflad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rowquaflad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rowquaflad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Rowquaflad's name in vain.

3. You must love Rowquaflad.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.