Cadwipbon Arnfatmum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective grasshopper.

Cadwipbon Arnfatmum created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadwipbon Arnfatmum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cadwipbon Arnfatmum, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cadwipbon Arnfatmum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cadwipbon Arnfatmum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cadwipbon Arnfatmum first in all things.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always obey Cadwipbon Arnfatmum's priests.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to music.