Sisnellcub is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying
bird.
Sisnellcub created time and space seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Sisnellcub, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Sisnellcub, it will not care.
Sisnellcub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Sisnellcub's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick birds.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not speak about garlic.