Vogbudtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy butterfly.

Vogbudtarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbudtarg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogbudtarg, it will destroy your home planet.

Vogbudtarg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vogbudtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the west.