Tadfudfit Flowmumwod Nuttwatdub
is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, benevolent
beaver
.
Tadfudfit Flowmumwod Nuttwatdub
created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tadfudfit Flowmumwod Nuttwatdub
, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tadfudfit Flowmumwod Nuttwatdub
, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Tadfudfit Flowmumwod Nuttwatdub's
most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Tadfudfit Flowmumwod Nuttwatdub's Holy Commandments
1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never go into gray rooms.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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