Bellfabbessvog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, clever gerbil.

Bellfabbessvog created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Bellfabbessvog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bellfabbessvog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bellfabbessvog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bellfabbessvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Bellfabbessvog on top of important buildings.

3. Bellfabbessvog loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Bellfabbessvog loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.