Maddidtargyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, quiet salamander.

Maddidtargyam created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maddidtargyam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Maddidtargyam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Maddidtargyam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Maddidtargyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Maddidtargyam's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Maddidtargyam loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Maddidtargyam.