Sabwapfumxemveen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing alligator.

Sabwapfumxemveen created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabwapfumxemveen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sabwapfumxemveen, he will turn you into a goat.

Sabwapfumxemveen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sabwapfumxemveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not take Sabwapfumxemveen's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.