Jap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful cow.

Jap created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jap, it will ignore you.

Jap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Jap.

5. Do not cook food in pots.