Wigcedbad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying grasshopper.

Wigcedbad created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wigcedbad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wigcedbad, she will send you a sign.

Wigcedbad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wigcedbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Wigcedbad loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.