Stragfetcethigdusstig is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, humane
lion.
Stragfetcethigdusstig created water six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stragfetcethigdusstig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Stragfetcethigdusstig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Stragfetcethigdusstig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Stragfetcethigdusstig's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never eat figs.
5. Do not dye your hair white.