Zigsakdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Zigsakdoss created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigsakdoss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zigsakdoss, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zigsakdoss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zigsakdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.