Cetjabomin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish tortoise.

Cetjabomin created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetjabomin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cetjabomin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cetjabomin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cetjabomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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