Hadcadwikwaddin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent goose.

Hadcadwikwaddin created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcadwikwaddin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hadcadwikwaddin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hadcadwikwaddin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hadcadwikwaddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadcadwikwaddin.

4. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.