Bossomtbandab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate centaur.

Bossomtbandab created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossomtbandab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bossomtbandab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bossomtbandab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bossomtbandab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never feed limes to geese while wearing yellow shorts.

3. Never sing in the presence of birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.
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