Vigkipflat is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, emotional
porpoise.
Vigkipflat created the Sun eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vigkipflat, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Vigkipflat, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Vigkipflat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Vigkipflat's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Erect three tin sculptures of Vigkipflat on top of important buildings.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.