Flisjipvabbogteenmigabvol is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage whale.

Flisjipvabbogteenmigabvol created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisjipvabbogteenmigabvol, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flisjipvabbogteenmigabvol, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flisjipvabbogteenmigabvol's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flisjipvabbogteenmigabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear black stockings.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flisjipvabbogteenmigabvol on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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