Nulripcep Pakjatrakboptamsaflip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, clever yak.

Nulripcep Pakjatrakboptamsaflip created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulripcep Pakjatrakboptamsaflip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nulripcep Pakjatrakboptamsaflip, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nulripcep Pakjatrakboptamsaflip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nulripcep Pakjatrakboptamsaflip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulripcep Pakjatrakboptamsaflip.