Minnurlib Cattettikam Zagladmapdab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring crab.

Minnurlib Cattettikam Zagladmapdab created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minnurlib Cattettikam Zagladmapdab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Minnurlib Cattettikam Zagladmapdab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Minnurlib Cattettikam Zagladmapdab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Minnurlib Cattettikam Zagladmapdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Worship no other gods but Minnurlib Cattettikam Zagladmapdab.

5. Never eat bananas.