Sagfiglad is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest
toad.
Sagfiglad created matter four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sagfiglad, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sagfiglad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Sagfiglad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Sagfiglad's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sagfiglad.
2. You must love Sagfiglad.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never paint your feet fawn.
5. Sagfiglad must be the most important thing in your life.