Zenfitgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, competent shark.

Zenfitgov created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenfitgov, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zenfitgov, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zenfitgov's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zenfitgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Always stare at clouds.