Fubpidbastflig is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered
bee.
Fubpidbastflig created silver four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fubpidbastflig, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fubpidbastflig, he will turn you into a rat.
Fubpidbastflig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Fubpidbastflig's Holy Commandments1. Put Fubpidbastflig first in all things.
2. Do not hurt sheep.
3. Do not speak about tomatoes.
4. Never paint your face white.
5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Fubpidbastflig on top of important buildings.