Fubpidbastflig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered bee.

Fubpidbastflig created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubpidbastflig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubpidbastflig, he will turn you into a rat.

Fubpidbastflig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fubpidbastflig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fubpidbastflig first in all things.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Fubpidbastflig on top of important buildings.