Budnilmutteenbasswapnib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered crane.

Budnilmutteenbasswapnib created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Budnilmutteenbasswapnib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budnilmutteenbasswapnib, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Budnilmutteenbasswapnib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Budnilmutteenbasswapnib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Budnilmutteenbasswapnib six times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Never eat bark.