Getbod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate wyvern.

Getbod created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getbod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getbod, he will turn you into a plant.

Getbod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Getbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must love Getbod.

4. Hide from pink eagles for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.